Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

~Margaret Mead

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.

~Winston Churchill

To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone.

~Reba McEntire

Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive. 

It isn't what you have, or who you are, or where you are, or what you are doing that makes you happy or unhappy. It is what you think about.

~Dale Carnegie

You never achieve success unless you like what you are doing.

~Dale Carnegie

You can make more friends in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get other people interested in you.

~Dale Carnegie

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the lack of sleep.

~Dale Carnegie

You can close more business in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get people interested in you.

~Dale Carnegie