Hello. Hi Honey. This is daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?

No daddy. She is upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.

After a short pause, daddy says: "but honey, you don’t have an uncle Paul.

Oh yes, mommy says I do and he is upstairs with mommy in the bedroom right now.

After a short time, daddy says: "Okay, then this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and know on the bedroom door and scream that daddy’s car just pulled into the driveway."

Okay daddy, just a minute.
A few minutes later the little girl comes back on the phone.

I did it, daddy.

There was a man who had 3 girlfriends, but he did not know which one to marry. So he decided to give each 1 $5000 and see how each of them spent it.

First: Went out & got a total makeover with the money. She got new clothes, a new hairdo, pedicure, manicure, the works, and tells the man,

"I spent the money so I could look pretty for you because I love you so much."

Secound: One went out and bought new golf clubs, a CD player, a television, and a stereo and gave them to the man. She said,

"I bought these gifts for you with the money because I love you so much."

Third: One takes the $5000 and invests it in the stock market, doubles her investment, returns the $5000 to the man and reinvests the rest. She says,

"I am investing the rest of the money for our future because I love you so much."

The man thought hard about how each of the women spent the money. Finally, being a man he decided to marry the one with the biggest tits.

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